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Once upon a time, a big semicolon was
going to a bar in Timbuktu, where it saw a large wookie,
who then jumped up and killed it, but spoke perfect
English, when it wasn't going to see the beautiful beach
in name brand Microsoft products, and a sexy chick who
killed herself because of her fat yellow floor. My
friends of the street used to say absolutely stupid stuff
like, "Wassup Oink?" But forget that, it turned out that
he was obsessed with Linux, but hated the horrible
Microsoft company, which never ever had good products and
even worse, created an excessively weird banging sound,
which drove people toward Linux, and large slices of
pizza that were very good until the pain started in
Internet Explorer, which was worse than a big, blue
virus, which was eating my hard drive. Fortunately for
me, I ran away and found a new OS Called Windows XP,
which reincarnated a Big Fat Penguin.
I am god, of nothing although jelly bean
castles taste like chicken. My Hot Friend is an absolute
city taxi driver that just doesn't like potato salad, so
he chmod'ed an african ghetto, which decided to drop a
tree on a fat Microsoft operating system called Windows
XP which is extinct because it sucked due to the problems
in IE like SASSER worms but Windows Vista wouldn't simply
work because of its gradually increasing complexity and
stupid GUI. But Bill Gates has now decided to destroy the
W3C but there were lots of Giant Killer Bunnies attacking
the hobo inside the computer, while smelling awful. Then
the world decided to expand with McDonald's burgers that
were nasty!!
SpongeBob Squarepants decided to eat
McDonald's new burger combo and became obese in the
thighs while Bill Gates gorged himself on peanut butter
& large chocolate shakes and then suddenly the big
semicolon got a big free hosting account which had no
Fantastico for installing because Kyle had not enough
money which meant that you should advertise CWH on your
gosh dang site which seems to hard for people with evil
strawberries on their website to have the pinned topic
beaten. And the moderator then locked it, then commited
suicide, which caused us to eat chicken with mashed
potatoes and gravy.
Then he she it who what when in the
kitchen when Bill Gates he gave me some crap IE but
Firefox is the best browser for feeding Netscape. What
about AOL, which also sucked like hell. AOHell is also
used for fighting chickens and dogs with wet fish that
smelled bad and were covered. Dont you weep, why not
Jeff, who has a pickle for the big semicolon, who killed
a fullstop which was dipped in Sonic games which Slasher
loves. Super Sonic Adventure is spiced ham when toasted
lemons are going to have a agricultural.
My mom said that I must watch
animutations because they are so big and ugly just
like the viejo viejo hombre that ate muffins, were
they blueberry? "No, wild cherry" said the pumpkin. The
pumpkin's foot kicked the ball and smashed an open window
and bounced into a destruction derby car controlled by an
evil genius called Bill Gates and his imaginary brother.
They are going home to kill that stupid old OS called
Windows, son of a OS called Win 95 which was extremely
powerful, speedy, and completely virus free.
With the addition of a brand new 4059603
inch flatscreen with other optional extras, like fried
eggs on toast and electrified monkeys along with the
Harry Potter book which never ever was in stores due to
it's big lack of blueberry pie and pizza along with a big
semicolon that self destructed and re-incarnated as a
bomb that set up Computer World Hosting, which is the
best host ever because of awesome speed and web savvy and
creative admins that loved to help members become IT
experts, with evil penguins ready to take action against
the spam in posts which annoyed lots of moderators like
lavarock09, Slasher and bassweb, but they noticed the
server was really fast so went shopping for new software
and were attacked by giant apples who were angry with
Homer Simpson and Dick Cheney for destroying marshmallows
and other stuff. Annoyed, the semicolon which was dead,
liked lamingtons so it restored itself to full health.
Rotating doors have spikey edges that blow up hedgehogs
and rabid wombats who also have all your base which
actually belong to Ronald McDonald and his descendants
like Peter Pan.
Big fat men use spoons to scoff big
amounts of lava rocks which are awesome unless they are
related to Kyle because that is
supercalafrajalisticexpialadocious-ly crazy, because
oversized internet connections kill innocent people due
to the semicolon, which was indestructable and awesome.
However, it self-destructed, only to be recreated as
itself and then destroyed Mr. Choco-bar called 'Smars'
who was gooey from all the exploding semicolons.
Suddenly, the monkey informed the forum owners of a giant
webhost that tried to overthrow CWH.
Got caught by Google while trying to hack
Microsoft, but George Bush made love to his secret lover
while eating a slice of pizza upside down. Suddenly, the
pizza grew into coffee which spat at his lover and
challenged him to kiss in his Giant Space Shuttle with
giant oysters that eat the spleens of evangelists.
"OMG!" said the peach which lay on the
golden Nintendo 64 controller which had an adverseness to
being very stylish and full of coconut that a semicolon
made when exploding into little pieces.
Kermit the Frog was very hungry and
decided to walk the street of NY City while doing the
chicken dance and chirping like a chirping jerk
named-Kermit the diabetic turtle totally flipped out
whilst eating pie and threw up.
CWH decided to give us resellers with
TI-84 calculators that rocks hard because of cool people,
like lavarock09 and Daniel15. Linux has shoes on, unlike
Microsoft, barefooted with a pie under its right arm with
a gamma radiation particle stuck to its backside, so when
it sat down, it blew up. Linux said to Microjack Windoze
eXPee, "Chicken Fried Rice is very crap." Unless, of
course, you fried it and wore 49 paper bags with chips
that were wrapped in newspaper that was found in wet
cement at a building with meat pies which forgot to call
back the famous Nintendo plumber! However, that was very
stupid as though he had all his base are belong to Linux
and the evil Michael Jackson, who molests chickens from
Hawaii, with intense satisfaction.
Gigantic ovals have ninety-seven
different varieties of Heinz sauce, which appeared to be
impossible because Heinz didn't much care about
favoursome igloos made in Japan by some other geeza bird.
Fifty cheese bombs fell from high above and blew up on
the lard-tech, so they shut the door with a slam. But
somebody came and trapped their fingers in the rabbit
hole and felt a small origami fortune cookie with a blue
head that talked and mass murdered hamburgers, especially
McDonald's ones that contain no beef, only evil mushroom
pieces that taste like cat bottoms, which constantly fart
loudly, with no respect for CWH and any intelligent
creature who lived thousands of years in a fork factory
decided to go and call a dumb spoon creature, which sent
molasses quickly sprawling across the kitchen and on to
the "metallic clipboard" tile.
When all of a sudden the evil potato
king tried to get the little fairy a clamshell for
killing the pig with safety scissors because of the bird
disease which had killed thousands of n00bs due to the
fact that they forgot to request the hot girls from the
internet.
Computer Retards with weird pointy
things thought they were strangely chicken-like but had
actually forgotten their wallets with their medicine.
Suddenly, Batman burst into a bubble which caused him to
go 'pop' like Hydrogen bonding it loses electrons with
turbocharged toasters.
I think Microsoft is a very orangey
substance, such that evil turtles like to burn paper for
no pie and money yet it's simple and convenient
Wolfenstein like sweet taste and buttered cherries all
over the place, while I sue Microsoft for copying of
mac's nice GUI and screwed it up so it left the town and
joined a sexy woman's gym where it then tripped on a sexy
woman's leg which was made of all muscle which had brains
and a hairy box full of cow dung and pieces of glass with
big asses but then the giant semicolon came to CWH from
the land of russian MSNs like toasted speaker buttons,
however, soon after a floppy drive was replaced with a
rechargeable battery that needed re-charging, so Batman
decided he must press the evil penguin with furry eyes
and a 'Poke Me' sticker above its bellybutton. The evil
Bill Gates decided to ruin America with Microsoft
Windows.
Blue Bofflemen went to do some shopping
at the paperclip shop but it's closed on Sundays which
made him mad, so then he picked up a stapler and threw
squashed some tomatoes at the huge paperclip's shop
manager. Gates waltzed in, as well as the big semicolon.
George Bush, and his TV were related to a moronic bee
called Humphrey. Just then the evil semicolon DDoSed his
grandmother's computer, causing IBM to cry a river. Then
he ate he big semicolon who then punched itself out.
Whenever it got angry at his mom, he ate cake and threw
up all over himself cause he's emo. The next sunny day he
ate something he thought was edible. Soon the big
semicolon woke up and found out that McDonalds bought
Microsoft and now the crazy frog and McDonalds are going
to get killed by a British Pop Star who has totally huge
Dual Xeon Servers. Why he had it made into a very soft
bed for the Computer Hosting Admin.
The cheesy tasting semicolon shorted out
and in a large shopping centre which was owned by CWH
Networks, he piled up massive amounts of sour Amiga
2000's and CWH Resellers which were very weird because
no-one had shoes on. But they did eat a Chompy which was
mouldy with green slimy crazy frogs, that were also very
intelligent and they memorised 'pi' to eat a bunch of
evil lemons that were free of fish oil. Then the frogs
ate a cow. Go get some old potato chips. I love you so
much that i'm going crazy psychologically insane. Today,
however is a time to kill your large intestine with
orange, and your kidneys with sulphuric acid.
One silver paperclip fell off the CWH
Networks server onto someone's old cheap dedicated server
from Layered Technologies which ran Windows 95, which is
not meant to run the internet. Soon, the server will
explode into a gloopy substance made from electrolyte
that will corrode the server rack and all the martians
living there would invade and eat George Bush.
Meanwhile, in Australia Sydney was going
to host the Olympic games but somebody decided that I was
great at my own game of checkers which is so boring I can
shit in my yellow polkadot pants which looked extremely
sh*tty by now. Then, a small bug appeared on a CWH member
who looked like a large GUI using Compiz to compress the
new cheese box, full of big crackers_
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